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1. Chocolate is only a temporary fix.

2. A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury. It is a necessity.

3. Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone.

4. How to apply red lipstick.

5. How to wear the crap out of red lipstick.

6. A boyfriend does not validate your existence.

7. Eat the extra slice of pizza.

8. Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease.

9. Love the world unconditionally.

10. Seek beauty in all things.

11. Buy your friends dinner when you can.

12. Wear sunscreen like it’s your second job.

13. Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends.

14. Make the world feel at ease around you.

15. Walk with your head up.

16. Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to.

17. Never, ever bite your nails.

18. Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere.

19. Learn from your mistakes that night.

20. Dental hygiene is not multiple choice.

21. Your GPA is not a confession of your character.

22. There is strength in breaking down.

23. You don’t have to like yoga.

24. Pick a tea.

25. Take care of your feet.

26. Pick a perfume.

27. Even if you’re tall, wear the heels anyway.

28. Classy is a relative term.

29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey.

30. Drink wine if you like wine.

31. Like what you like.

32. Offer no explanation.

33. Advil and Gatorade.

34. You are no less of a woman when you’re in sweats and gym shoes than a woman in stilettos and a pencil skirt.

35. A woman is a woman is a woman.

36. Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul.

37. Cry, uninhibited, with your friends.

38. Laugh until you can’t breathe with your friends.

39. Tell me everything.

40. Exercise to be strong and healthy. A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel.

41. There is no shame in hoping for love.

42. My cooking is the best cooking.

43. Do not take sex lightly.

44. I mean it.

45. Anna Karenina. I’d like it if you read it.

46. The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy.

47. Do not be blind to it.

48. Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26.

49. Carbohydrates are not the enemy.

50. Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing.

51. Listen to classical music occasionally.

52. Take hot baths.

53. Do not use bath salts.

54. You are more than capable.

55. I promise.

56. Don’t smile if you don’t mean it.

57. Mean your anger. Mean your sadness. Mean your pain.

58. I am always, always listening.

59. Travel.

60. Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account.

61. Make me furious.

62. Make me worry.

63. Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story.

64. Your story isn’t really yours.

65. You are a compilation of others’ stories.

66. Well-fitting and modest is ALWAYS sexier than too small and tight.

67. Who cares if glitter isn’t tasteful?

68. It’s too much eyeliner if you have to ask.

69. Learn to bake for when you’re sad and I’m not there.

70. Humility and subservience are not synonyms.

71. Wash your face twice per day.

72. Be gentle with your skin.

73. Science is really cool.

74. So is literature.

75. And history.

76. And math.

77. There is no substitute for fresh air.

78. Carry your weight.

79. Make up for it later if you can’t.

80. That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be.

81. You’re fooling no one.

82. Find at least three green vegetables you can tolerate.

83. A smoothie is not a meal.

84. Expect the best from everyone.

85. People will let you down.

86. Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90).

87. There is a certain kind of man you need to avoid at all costs.

88. You’ll know it when you meet him.

89. What other people say is right doesn’t always feel right.

90. What feels right is where your happiness is.

91. Give thoughtful gifts.

92. Form an opinion.

93. Stick to it.

94. Exfoliation in moderation.

95. Argue with people when you need to.

96. If it’s worth fighting for, fight fiercely.

97. Don’t fight for acceptance.

98. You shouldn’t have to.

99. Take pictures, but not too many.

100. Follow your bliss at all costs. (I’m cutting you off at 22, though).

101. Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.

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- 101 things I will teach my daughters  (via calmfolly)

(Source: unmaiden, via heyprincesss)

cuntradicts:

If there should be any rule in life, it’s don’t talk to/date someone who just got out of a relationship. Because I promise you, 95% of the time they’re using you for emotional or physical comfort. Even if they don’t use you on purpose. Also, don’t be that asshole that leads someone on to distract yourself and then leave em when you realize they still leave you empty. People don’t fix other people. You can only heal yourself.

(via fahshitsandgiggles)


1. When she danced like no one was watching. 

Like hello, she’s front row at the greatest concert that could ever exist. 
2. When she showed her ex-boyfriend who’s ~*BoSs*~.

*shade*
3. When she made fun of herself before the haters could. 

SAME TAYLOR, SAME
4. When she was just as out of breath from dancing like a maniac to Miley as you were.

5. When she and Olivia Munn pulled a ~Kanye~ joke stunt. 

"Luv u, gurl!"
6. When the cameras caught her being sassy with her BFF. 

7. When she sent a message to the critics with her beautiful ~haters gonna hate~ shirt. 

8. When she used her dress to add some flare to her dancing. 


If you don’t use your wings of fabric for dancing then what even is the point?
9. When she slayed her performance and stood there staring at the audience like *BOW DOWN*. 



10. When she couldn’t hide her hate for #Jelena.




11. When she went crazy during “What Makes You Beautiful” like any true Directioner would. 



12. When she and JT reenacted her famous OMG I’M SO SURPRISED face. 



13. When Kanye stole her thunder and she kept her cool like the classy lady that she is. 


#rude

14. When she got down to Kendrick Lamar.


Straight vibing. 


Basically, she’s the queen of award shows. So start counting down to the VMAs and seeing TSwizzle in all her true glory RIGHT NOW.

1. When she danced like no one was watching. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

Like hello, she’s front row at the greatest concert that could ever exist. 

2. When she showed her ex-boyfriend who’s ~*BoSs*~.

image

*shade*

3. When she made fun of herself before the haters could. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

SAME TAYLOR, SAME

4. When she was just as out of breath from dancing like a maniac to Miley as you were.

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

5. When she and Olivia Munn pulled a ~Kanye~ joke stunt. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

"Luv u, gurl!"

6. When the cameras caught her being sassy with her BFF. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

7. When she sent a message to the critics with her beautiful ~haters gonna hate~ shirt. 

14 Times Taylor Swift Was Your Favorite Person At Award Shows

8. When she used her dress to add some flare to her dancing. 

If you don’t use your wings of fabric for dancing then what even is the point?

9. When she slayed her performance and stood there staring at the audience like *BOW DOWN*. 
10. When she couldn’t hide her hate for #Jelena.
11. When she went crazy during “What Makes You Beautiful” like any true Directioner would. 
12. When she and JT reenacted her famous OMG I’M SO SURPRISED face. 
13. When Kanye stole her thunder and she kept her cool like the classy lady that she is. 
#rude
14. When she got down to Kendrick Lamar.
Straight vibing. 

Basically, she’s the queen of award shows. So start counting down to the VMAs and seeing TSwizzle in all her true glory RIGHT NOW.

(Source: i-live-only-for-the-week, via tayswizzle)